“If you smell cabbage, don’t ask for any.” (Think about it).

And:

A couple years ago we stayed at Grandpa’s house on a short vacation. While there Natalie was going to do a load of laundry so we would have clean clothes for the remainder of our trip.
Grandpa, upon seeing Natalie load the whites into the washer, asked, “What, do those have manure on them?” The best part is how he laughs at Natalie because of her reaction. He loves to get a rise out of anyone.

Which leads to . . . this story:

While casually talking about being “regular” Grandpa said, “I’ve got some medicine back home, that if you take it, 15 minutes later you can bend over and write your name on the wall.” ;o)

And finally: Whenever you can’t remember the name of a person, place or thing, call it a “Ferndock.” As demonstrated by Hollis while singing a church Hymn. “Put your ferndock to the wheel, push along . . .”