Who’s Wrinkle?
Yes, it is true… my nickname is Wrinkle. I have my friend Rob Jarvis to thank for this wonderful moniker. Actually, the full name is Von Wrinklenutz. The German prefix of "Von" gives it that extra special touch… and yes "nutz" is exactly what you think it is… but for those who like short names, "Wrinkle" will do just fine. What does it mean you ask? Well… for the true meaning and the history behind it (and the German pre-fix) you will have to ask Mr. Jarvis himself. However, the basic jist of the name is short for a wrinkled scrotum. There… I said it. Scrotum. That word is funny by itself… now add the word "Wrinkle". Rob is a funny guy. 